by S313xo June 14, 2009
I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga May 26, 2011
When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)
by Giggletits October 28, 2017
The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?
If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?
If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006
when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed
by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.
by sinkking February 22, 2017