cosmolinguist 

one who is expert in a world language,such as English.The language of a cosmolinguist has a universal application in culture,norms,standards,activities and behaviour in a change course.

A cosmolinguist sews ideas together and creates concrete meanings.In 2050 the world will see billions of English cosmolinguists.

cosmolinguist by Gurudev Swami January 15, 2014

conolinguistics 

the art of conolingus (aka oral performed on females)

Nik:Bob and Beth have been hanging out in each others' romms a lot.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.

conolinguistics by Jkope November 16, 2010