Sweaty Cosby 

To receive oral sex whilst depositing feces into a lavatory.

Basically, getting head while taking a shit.

The idea spawned when a young man asked himself "What is the best feeling in the world?". Torn between the feeling he got right after he unloaded a pile of poo and an orgasm, he decided to combine the two into one mega satisfying sensation.

-(Guy#1) Man I gotta shit like a muhfucka but I wanna get some dome from one of these hotties.
-(Guy#2) Well shit, yo, hit up a Sweaty Cosby on deez bitches!

Sweaty Cosby by 6Deez9 April 14, 2005

Cosby Sweater 

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

Cosby Sweater by Nicole & Eric September 19, 2008

bill cosby sweater 

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.

Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.

bill cosby sweater by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009

cosby sweater 

A: A oversized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors, often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

B: A sweater a senile colorblind person would pick out.

As referenced in HIGH FIDELITY: "That's a COSBYYYY SWEATAAH, a COSBBY SWEATAAH!" - Jack Black

"Aww look at that sad sweater, did your mom pick that out for you?"

cosby sweater by definitionmassah January 28, 2004

Cosby Sweater 

A sweater worn By BILL COSBY on the TV show THE COSBY SHOW. The sweaters were designed by KOOS VAN DEN AKKER, a NYC designer who is famous for his wild collaged garments. After Cosby notables such as Erik Estrada, Chuck Norris, and Richard Simmons became obsessed with obtaining their very own Koos original sweaters. Koos recently started a new line of these sweaters. Not for the faint hearted sissies but for guys with guts! www.koosvandenakker.com

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Cosby Sweater by richardkoek July 20, 2012

Cosby Sweater 

The act of eating a large bowl of fruit loops pre-coitus, then engaging in a furious fuck fest until you feel the need to vomit. Just as your about to cum in her you jam your fingers down your throat, causing you to throw up all the undigested fruit loops you ate earlier all over your partners chest and stomach, resembling one of bill Cosby's sweaters. Extra points for yelling out " jello pudding pops"( in bill Cosby voice ) just as you cum.

Me and that skank bitch were fucking outside and she said she was cold, so I gave her a Cosby sweater. -Dubz

VOMIT HOT POCKET MEXICAN BREAKFAST

Cosby Sweater by Dubz Street April 4, 2016

Cosby Sweater 

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.

You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.

Cosby Sweater by porcupinecone November 19, 2014