cosby sweater

A: A oversized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors, often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

B: A sweater a senile colorblind person would pick out.

As referenced in HIGH FIDELITY: "That's a COSBYYYY SWEATAAH, a COSBBY SWEATAAH!" - Jack Black

"Aww look at that sad sweater, did your mom pick that out for you?"

by definitionmassah January 28, 2004

cosby sweater

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.

I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.

by Bill Dev September 13, 2006

cosby sweater

The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.

I gave my ex-boyfriend a cosby sweater because I'm a sexual deviant.

by anonymousmanofmanynicefaces September 26, 2006

cosby sweater

The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.

"Have you seen Zach's new cosby sweater?! He is so fashionable!"

by Spudular July 21, 2008

cosby sweater

The Cosby sweater is in fact a brand name known as a "Coogi."
Ultra expensive and worn by only the most eccentric of poorly dressed, wealthy men.

Look for the reference to the Coogi in the song "Would You Die For Me" by the one and only Notorious B.I.G.

"Got the Coogi (Cosby sweater) with the bubble Fubu"

Scarborough reprazent.

by Gardner September 16, 2006

cosby sweater

When one is perspiring excessively. Sweating like a black celebrity on a rape charge.

So hot im doing the cosby sweater.

by jaylo 80 January 11, 2016

Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

by Nicole & Eric September 19, 2008