Cortana is a very special sword forged by Wayland the Smith. The words “I am Cortana of the same steel and temper as Joyeuse and Durendal” (sorry if that’s spelt wrong), are engraved in the blade. It was passed down through the Carstairs family for many years and currently resides with Emma Carstairs, a badass Shadowhunter warrior that deserves the world. Cortana is known for sometimes choosing who wields it. For example, in Chain Of Gold, Alastair Carstairs wanted it and his father, Elias, agreed that he could have it, but suddenly Cortana flew(? idfk) through the air and into the hands of Cordelia Carstairs, another badass Shadowhunter warrior that also deserves the world.
Random Shadowhunter: “Hey, is that Cortana?”
Other Random Shadowhunter: “Yeah, and look, that’s Emma Carstairs. Wow, she’s so cool.”
by meganblackthorn September 2, 2020
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Cortana is literally the most funniest person alive...but she is an idiot to.She never stops talking but she has a great personality so that makes up for all the talking she does.If your name is Cortana you most likely have a crush on a boy name Justin.
Cortana is funny Dumbass bitch
by wdwfan5850 December 5, 2019
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the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?
cortana: Can I be of assistance?
person: no, ur so bad at that
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sum1 who dusnt hav a life
needs a new name cos that ones goony
by revenge is sweet September 3, 2005
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A new digital assistant inspired from Halo that comes with Microsoft's Windows 10. Cortana talks to you like she's your BFF and she can set alarms, reminders and do other things for you.
Hey Cortana, what's your favourite food?
I don't eat, but if I would, I'd start with waffles.
by APlumbob December 30, 2017
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