corpsouflage

Dead people skin. Disguises the wearer as a zombie and masks the smell of fresh human. Available in black.

Dad - "Billy, didn't I tell you not to play in the park without your corpsouflage?"

Billy - "But daaad!"

Dad - "No buts now... these inner city zombies will tear your white ass apart..."

by The Grim Sweeper October 4, 2010