cornspiracy 

The overwhelming feeling that the corn industry (under our very noses and subsidized by our own government with our own money) has managed to infiltrate just about every product known to mankind! Examples include: carbonated beverages, wheat bread, baby food, cheese spreads, ketchup, textiles, mayonnaise, paper plates, plastics, chewing gum, yogurt, instant coffee & teas, margarine, toothpaste, cosmetics, candies, cereals, beer, baby powders, batteries, charcoal, Febreze, sheetrock, hand sanitizers, glass cleaners, adhesives, shoe polish, wall paper, firecrackers, pharmaceuticals and ethanol. Just to name a few... too many! People, wake up and smell the corn!!!

Did you see that movie King Corn? Yeah, It made me think we may actually be in the middle of a Cornspiracy!

cornspiracy by flair4thegold November 11, 2009

iphone conspiracy 

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

Conspiracy 

A collective noun that describes a group of drones.

A Conspiracy of Drones has been spotted flying over towns in Colorado and Nebraska.

Conspiracy by Shuffle Function January 6, 2020

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.

(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

iPhone Conspiracies by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021

Cornish conspiracy theory 

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

Cornish conspiracy theory by Hywell June 19, 2008

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

backwards conspiracy 

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.

Dude... thats a backwards conspiracy.

backwards conspiracy by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018