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1.
"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".
Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 07, 2006
 
2.
Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.
Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"
by Fanopolis May 29, 2004
 
3.
a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.
"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."
by arn8409 November 06, 2007
 
4.
n attractive tourist from the Midwest.
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
 
5.
Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.
Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!
by supercutekid November 19, 2011
 
6.
pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)
some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself
by Rodberg December 21, 2010
 
7.
When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out
I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast
by Grand Master Crash December 21, 2008