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"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".
Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 07, 2006
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Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"
by Fanopolis May 29, 2004
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a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.
"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."
by arn8409 November 06, 2007
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pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)
some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself
by Rodberg December 21, 2010
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When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out
I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast
by Grand Master Crash December 21, 2008
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To be gay or like men or the Village People and enjoy Daisy Duke jeans and washing cars.
You suck dick man ur a cornmuffin.
by Lyle Brayden April 09, 2005
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When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin
My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out
by blacktoothsmile February 03, 2010
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