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Jim Cornelison

The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!
Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?

Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.
Jim Cornelison by BV Jiglag February 25, 2013

anke cornelissen 

anke cornelissen's are usually kind and can become you best friend very easilly , very lovable
anke cornelissen is my bestest friend
anke cornelissen by johneeeee November 8, 2018

Conessence 

(Noun)

1. The uncontrollable strange or eccentric behavior of a particular situation, group or conversation
2. The irregular, unruly thoughts or ideas of something
(Adjective)

1. The weird or baffling nature of someone

A neutral ground word that can be used in describing harshly or fondly based on the situation
The idea has too much conessence spread about
Conessence by mickymick_ April 9, 2021

corneliussen 

Most Lilly a vert sexy individuell and a part of One of the most Rich famelies
Habib... Oh there is a Corneliussen
Donia... Ohh heves so sexy and rich
corneliussen by Corneliussen October 16, 2019

Mike Cornelisse Effect 

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses
Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026