horatio cornblower 

The process of getting a full size, unbuttered corn on the cob shoved in one's slop hole.

Enrique received a horatio cornblower for his bat mitzvah.

horatio cornblower by Johnson hunter February 9, 2021

Stuart Coldblooded McBadass

Someone who wins 25 consecutive games of beer pong while demoralizing the opponent to the point of tears.

Also a huge fan of the color purple and curvy women.

My parents didn't name me Stuart Coldblooded McBadass for nothing.

Stuart Coldblooded McBadass by Stan Howard November 16, 2009

cockblood 

Its what lands on your cock when you have sex with a woman during her period.

Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..

cockblood by jimissobored July 29, 2014

coldblooded 

An adjective meaning cool, usually describing a very raw noun as used by Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.

coldblooded by k-bisch May 14, 2005

Cornlords 

Human feces containing visible amounts of undigested corn.

Dude I hit the stalls cuz I had to take a crap and somebody left a herd of cornlords in there...

Cornlords by Hunkasaurus Chunk July 27, 2009

curdbloodling 

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curdbloodling by keyaan ali January 19, 2021

Cornlord 

A very corny person

Person 1: "Ermmm, this bro just called me the freaking n word" kidstockimage.png
Person 2: wow your a cornlord

Cornlord by Jackishere March 29, 2024