cornball

A cornball ass nigga is a nigga that does cornball shit. He says dumb shit, wears dumb shit, does dumb shit, looks like a dumb shit. He don’t got shit to offer except a little kernel family. Might even touch his feet then let ya smell his hands.

“THE MAN NAMED B-MAN was a small kernel in a big cornfield that grew into a cornball”

cornball by Hatersgonnahate666 January 18, 2018

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cornball

adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.

Virtually any inspirational quote that makes you shudder.

From the third Kerry and Bush debate:
In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea. It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene. And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain. It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side. It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone." I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America.
-G. W. Bush

"The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."

cornball by Erin Dann October 17, 2004

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cornball

a wack person, someone who thinks their cool, freshmen, dork, etc.

That kid thinks hes cool b/c he is late to class, what a cornball

cornball by Lady K. November 6, 2004

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CornBall

CornBall not to be confused with cornball. Cornball is a lesser known sport played by around 100-200 people. The sport involves dropping your saggy nutsack into a pot of boiling water. Why? You may ask. Well it is very simple. If you want to cook some tasty corn on the cob you “throw that bitch” in some hot bubbling water. Thus results in the sport being named CornBall. This is probably one of the most dangerous sports in the entire world so I personally do not recommend playing it unless you have “balls of steel”

Me and the boys just finished playing CornBall, you guys care to join for round 2?

CornBall by Cornball Inventor April 23, 2021