a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean
george bush is such a corn log
by Phil May 04, 2004
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Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.
The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.
by jimmy herrmann May 19, 2006
A turd with soggy heaping chunks of undigested corn hanging out the sides. Usually hurts when running along the edges of your anus.
Women say men don't know what giving birth is like...let them try to squeeze out a cornlog!
by i take poops November 29, 2002
A six-coil steamer with visible chunks of corn. Most often accompanied by a fiorino and/or other fagorts.
by Mark April 24, 2004
An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved
I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.
by AdolfOliverBush April 02, 2009