Cormorants

Exclamation at having discovered extra insects.

Bug Catcher: 'scuse me, have you seen any bugs around here?
Passerby: Have you tried looking under that pile of discarded sandwiches?
Bug Catcher: Cormorants!

by Cobaltmotari July 23, 2010

spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.

"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."

by Yuridith February 12, 2010

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network

"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010

cormorant weather

Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.

"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"

by Ominous Silence March 16, 2013

Spaghetti Cormorant

(noun) Straight girls who have sex with other girls. From spaghetti: "girls who are straight until wet", and cormorant: British slag for shagging.

"There was some serious spaghetti cormorant action happening at the club last night"

by dinosaurious February 11, 2010

Year of the Cormorant

The length of time in which you take the classes before your final exams.

"John, I wish it was still the YEar of the Cormorant"
"I know buddy"

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

Year of the Cormorant

An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.

Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah

Stu: *groan*

*John looks at Stu who grins*

John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!

(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)

by Theeph June 2, 2003