cormorant weather 

Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.

"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"

cormorant weather by Ominous Silence March 16, 2013

spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.

"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."

spaghetti cormorant by Yuridith February 12, 2010

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network

"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

Spaghetti Cormorant by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010

Spaghetti Cormorant

(noun) Straight girls who have sex with other girls. From spaghetti: "girls who are straight until wet", and cormorant: British slag for shagging.

"There was some serious spaghetti cormorant action happening at the club last night"

Spaghetti Cormorant by dinosaurious February 11, 2010

Year of the Cormorant 

The length of time in which you take the classes before your final exams.

"John, I wish it was still the YEar of the Cormorant"
"I know buddy"

Year of the Cormorant by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

Year of the Cormorant 

An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.

Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah

Stu: *groan*

*John looks at Stu who grins*

John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!

(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)

Year of the Cormorant by Theeph June 2, 2003

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012