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Cookster 

Describes when someone is being abnormally crazy or strange.
"That boy is a right cookster!"

"Haha, you crazy cookster!"
Cookster by ogcookster June 26, 2017

Cockster 

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
Cockster by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010

Cockster 

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.
Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.
Cockster by 158mph July 7, 2018

The Cookster 

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.
Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!
The Cookster by Secrets September 29, 2005

Oreo Cockster 

One partner shoves his penis into an oreo cakester, while the other partner licks and eats it off, and by the end of the chocolaty goodness, the male gives her his "extra creamy" surprise.
"Yo i gave that bitch an oreo cockster, but she had no idea when the extra creamy surprise was coming...you should have seen the look on her face!
Oreo Cockster by Chodenocker September 8, 2010

cockster 

cock-ster
–noun
1. a male ranging from the age of 18 to 34 who is sexually attracted to much older women.
2. a young man who 'looks' for cougars, or nougars.
3. opposite of cougar for the male species.
4. Informal. a desperate male.
(Setting: at a local bar or club)
Jeff: Look at that girl!
Ruben: Who, the cougar?
Jeff: She's banging.
Ruben: She's like 50!
Jeff: I'd fu**er.
Ruben: You cockster!
cockster by Rubenusf October 29, 2008