cordo 

Someone who is clumsy, uncoordinated. Also someone who is lanky.

Jim can't even dribble the ball, what a cordo.

cordo by Ben Rotz October 17, 2006

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015

Cardosi 

A secret Italian cult that works closely with the Illuminati.

Cardosi is so fucking cool

Cardosi by Illuminati4Life420BlazeIt January 10, 2015

Condofy 

Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.

"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"

Condofy by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021

Cordova Park 

A middle class neighborhood located smack dab in the middle of Pensacola where pretty much every kid lives. The Neighborhood has the busy Bayou Boulevard running straight through it, separating it into 2 sections. Pretty much everyone lives on the east side. The west side is just old people. You can usually find kids walking around carrying Tom Thumb cups by Dunwoody Park. Just don't go inside the airport woods because that's where all the crackheads meet. Also there's an elementary school named after it.

You: hey dude where do you live?
Aidan: scenic heights.
You: lol retard i live in cordova park like everyone else.

Cordova Park by mtlf September 23, 2018