Copypasta

Something stipid copied a lot.

THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA!!

Earlier this month I went to the beach with my gf and as we got there, a bunch of guys came next to us and said to my gf that I'm a nerd and a fag and started hitting on her.
I got cared and she starter yelling saying I wouldn't defend her.
They took her to near the rocks and I followed them, but I was too scared to do anything.
There were 6 of them, they filled every single hole of my precious thing with cum and made her cry so much while they raped her. I was there and there was nothing I could do. They left and I went to talk to her, because I was sorry.
She forgave me and hugged and kissed me, I got fulll of cum all over my body and mouth too.
we're all ok now but I can't live with knowing and having seen what happened there. What should I do, /b/?

by Yokonued May 16, 2009

Copypasta

Copy pasta is a term made up by Jimmy Keegan in August of 2020 at Shady Beach. Although he is quick to claim the word originated on workout forums, the entirety of the world knows that he made it up on the spot in August of 2020 at Shady Beach to try to look cool.

I use copypasta to comment on Frito Haze’s meal pictures.

by PI boys 2020 September 27, 2020

Copypasta

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Copypasta
Me :
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My friend:
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by BlackPeopleAmirite? April 30, 2018

r/copypasta

The internet's biggest copypasta archive. Also a great place to disguise your personal rants and/or unpopular opinions as a copypasta.

I had a controversial opinion that I wanted to share on r/unpopularopinion, but didn't want to get any backlash so I posted it on r/copypasta instead where nobody took it seriously.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 13, 2021

tree copypasta

I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is

hey, did you like the scene where tree said " I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is..."? it would be a great copypasta. how about call it the tree copypasta?

by wumbowatcher May 6, 2023

tree copypasta

I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is

person: hey, did you watch the new tpot episode where tree says "I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is" in dance language?

other person: yeah lets just call it the tree copypasta.

by wumbowatcher May 6, 2023

Hitman Copypasta

The Hitman Copypasta
Ah well, I guess I'll just contact the mods and get your IP.
Unfortunately for you, this has been a slow month, so I have a lot of free time. I rarely kill for pleasure nowadays, but you pissed me off enough. Expect me in a week.

Created by /b/tards on 10/7/2013

You see that new Copypasta out there?
Yeah, the Hitman Copypasta one? Im pretty scared dude.

by m00tykins4 October 8, 2013