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coorsing 

Coorsing occurs as a result of healthy consumption of the Rocky Mountain brew that is Coors Banquet Beer in which the individual displays heightened and unusual patriotism, including but not limited to, negative rants about other countries and its citizens in conjunction with shooting guns, blowing things up, yelling 'MURICA, and consuming more Coors.
Joe was Coorsing hard today at the fireworks show saying that fireworks were the only quality thing to come out of China and that the French raise white flags on the 4th because they get scared due to the sound of explosions.
coorsing by mediocre.joe December 2, 2013

Coors Light 

Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.
Hank: This Coors Light is awesome!

Dole: Yes! Delicious!
Coors Light by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022

Coors Banqski

Simply a different name to call a Coors Banquet. Essentially combining the words "banquet" and "brewski" together to make a cool name for the beer.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, what's your favorite beer?

Guy 2: I really dig Coors Banqski, bro.
Coors Banqski by DawgMan May 7, 2023

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

Coors Train (Express) 

When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.
Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.
A Lebanese surname that means 'priest'. People with the surname coorey are said to be smart, funny, polite, nice and very good at all types of sport.
He is a coorey
coorey by The Llama 2.0 April 14, 2015