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Courier New 

It's like miracle grow, but for your essays.
My geology paper was looking kind of short so I doused that bitch with some Courier New.
Courier New by Powderdd October 27, 2012

email courier 

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.
Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
email courier by Jock Tam July 28, 2009
Word of the Day on July 30, 2009
"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"
The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.
Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6
"You can't kill me, wanna know why? I'm Courier motherfucking 6, so ring-a-ding-ding motherfucker"
"You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way"
Courier by Warclaimer November 19, 2019

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.
Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.
courier newed by mpfl April 24, 2007
Word of the Day on December 18, 2010

Courier Transform 

Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.
The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform.
Courier Transform by gsb1 October 14, 2008

Courier Six'ed 

Derived from the hit game, Fallout: New Vegas. The event where in a First Person Shooter you land a headshot and instead of it being a instant kill, does nothing and in turn you get your brains blasted out your skull
You: God damnit I got courier six'ed again today, I fucking hate this shitty game and its shitty devs