Coolest Guy Ever 

Not you.

Coolest Guy Ever: Hey, I just got a new Xbox360, anyone want to play?
Random1: Xbox? GAY, no. Why the hell would I-
Coolest Guy Ever: I have a PS3 as well, if you would prefer, I also have tickets to The Avengers.
Random2: Can I go?
Coolest Guy Ever: Sure.
Random2: Sweet! Let me just get my Shield!
Coolest Guy Ever: On second thought, hey Random1, lets go before Random2 gets back...

Coolest Guy Ever by OhWowYouAgain November 4, 2012

coolestslytherin

ONE OF THE BEST TIKTOKERS OUT THERE

userwhatever: yo have you heard of coolestslytherin?
userwhatever2: hell yeah, my favorite person on the app

coolestslytherin by lovser July 11, 2021

BJ COOLEST GUY EVER

The sidekick to Supernova, he was named by her after he came to her after lunch with his awesome ability to charm her and pose with her.

BJ COOLEST GUY EVER is so frickin awesome, it's just can't resist him for some reason, what charm!!

BJ COOLEST GUY EVER by Nynja Boy July 28, 2010

coolestslytherin

one of the coolest slytherins out there 😺

person a: have you heard about @coolestslytherin on tiktok?
person b: hell yah, one of the coolest slytherin out there

coolestslytherin by lovser July 11, 2021

coolestgirlonthetube 

a niche microinfluencer who loves the beatles, whiny midwest emo music, likes to post random stuff and is insufferably annoying when it comes to wes anderson.

person a: “yo did you see coolestgirlonthetube posted on her story?”
person b: “it was so annoying bro, just another Royal Tenebaums edit”

coolestgirlonthetube by tzu778 February 23, 2025