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coombrain 

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021
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Coolerator 

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.
The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale
Coolerator by urbanonymous November 7, 2013
Coolbags: Expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.
Josh: I'm getting a new Lexicon reverb for the studio.
Paul: Coolbags! Can't wait to try it out.
Coolbags by HazenCatteneo March 31, 2011

coolbear 

a walking, talking LOVE machine. Driven to hump anything that moves! Most likely to be a pornstar.

Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).

NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.

Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).

Generally nice guy.
Coolbear : hey guys and girls!
Males and Females : oooooooo bear baby, you've tapped my cat.
coolbear by Matt Coolbear February 23, 2008
A person everyone publicly despises, but personally enjoys hanging out with.
Joe Rogen is a total coolbag - a dick to most people, but kinda fun to hang out with anyway.
coolbag by manfred_spain December 21, 2008

coolbeans 

Old slang from the World War II era, still perfectly acceptable today. Similar to "cool!"
1> Check out this rad shirt I bought!
2> Coolbeans!
coolbeans by MoonKnight November 24, 2002