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cool melinda
When a chick
ticks
an
ice cube
between her
buttcheeks
and farts on your face
There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight
betwix
the cheeks of her
hindquarters
and proceeded to give me a
cool Melinda
. I had pink eye for two weeks....
by
StoneageMouse
April 5, 2019
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