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cool car tax 

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
cool car tax by Li Big Body November 2, 2023
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car cool 

Wow that bar is car cool!
car cool by SamosaJones May 28, 2018

Cool Carl 

The cool carl is when somebody takes a shit, and places it into the freezer. When the shit is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen shit as a dildo.
I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
Cool Carl by Andre Paul January 18, 2008

cool as a carrot 

XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?

me: "how was I supposed to know that?"
cool as a carrot by Acorrn November 10, 2020

cartoon-cool 

One who is laid back, personable, has good moral sense, but also a playful demeanor. Is easily liked by others but, hated by evil people.
cartoon-cool by iammetoo December 16, 2010

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Carsonis_Cool 

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with
Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph
Carsonis_Cool by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021