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A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.
"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"
by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013

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