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Dane Cook's Disease 

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.
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Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Cooke's Law by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006
Best place in the world. In Cape Cod (I'm soooo not telling you where). It is run by the kids from morning 'til night. Amazing for manhunt, but watch out for the dunes. Its hard to be on the back path at night. Do not wear tye dye at the public beach. In fact, just avoid the public beach in general. If you go here, be sure to bring dark clothes. This is also a good place for romance, so watch the woods you're walking through. Nightly outings to PJs are mandatory- unless we don't invite you. Steer clear of little girls circling your house. And if you hear people at night around your house, please understand that manhunt is underway, and do not blow our cover. This place is inhabited by Donlons. This is a place of nightly smores parties/bonfires/pizza dinners. A game of Sorry! In general, this is the most amazing place on earth. Oh yeah, and get to the showerhouse early. The line is killer.
Person 1: Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: Cook's.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!!
Cook's by THEAWESOMECOUSINS December 30, 2010

Cook's Tour

1. An exclusive behind the scenes tour. As in the 'Cook's tour' of a kitchen in which he works.
2. A tour of a culinary facility by a member of the faculty

Note: Not in reference to the travel agent Thomas Cook as is commonly mistaken.
"Wow this is really a cook's tour!" -Clifford

Cook's treat 

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.
Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service
Cook's treat by Juicy Steve August 5, 2010

Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

Or something like that...
Cooke's Law by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008

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