A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.
Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!
by The one fitter January 8, 2012
by Feelmi Teach October 24, 2008
by Mr Orange August 23, 2004
by niggerbitch11234 February 3, 2011
A special "treat" you give to someone when they do something... For example actually shut up when you tell them to.
-Bob- Hey John!
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.
by Mr. Cookie September 12, 2007
a way to say sex when you want to tell your friend who got laid without getting tattled on by your younger sister or getting detention from your strict teacher.
inspired by a nigahiga skitzo video.
inspired by a nigahiga skitzo video.
Girl 1: omg, Sarah had cookies with Ryan- again!
Girl 2: are you effin serious?
Little sister: *continues to watch Elmo*
Girl 2: are you effin serious?
Little sister: *continues to watch Elmo*
by smileybabes October 17, 2010
Girl: "Last night George tried to eat my cookie".
Guy Friend: "Fuck you are such a square. Just let him munch your cookie already".
Guy Friend: "Fuck you are such a square. Just let him munch your cookie already".
by sheila teacup July 3, 2006