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cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

CookieGamerOK 

CookieGamerOK is a when a person likes to commit war crimes, and doesn't care when he does it
That man is a CookieGamerOK, he has committed several war crimes.

Cookie cake 

A good looking guy you see at a bar, like a guy that’s an 11 on a scale from one to 10. Like he is fine!
Angelina Jolie is sitting at the bar Christie Brinkley. Angelina sees a guy walk in and says “ Ooh girl he is fine.”

Christie Brinkley says “ Ooh gurl you right. He’s so fine he’s a cookie cake”.
Cookie cake by Charley Bravo October 25, 2019

To Cookie Cake 

The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)

Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!

Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
To Cookie Cake by Hal Emmerich December 30, 2007

cookiemaze 

cookiemaze is a based ass lookin motherfuckin faggot ass bitch ass lickin ass snitch.
he likes memes and butt.
he hates dat boi
cookiemaze: goukky do you like gta?
Goukky: no
cookiemaze: man fuk u man..
cookiemaze by pchy0 hamst3r June 20, 2016

Cokecake 

When someone does a bump, or line of cocaine, off of someone's ass and or ass crack.
To get ready for his rap performance, Eric needed to have at least 5 cokecakes from Thomas to build confidence
Cokecake by sighlent April 18, 2011