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Coochie Bath 

A quick but thorough cleansing of the privates when one does not have time for a full shower, most likely to be taken in the event of a booty call or a drunk dial when one needs to be fresh for possible intercourse.
"I don't have time to take a complete shower, but I have to at least take a coochie bath before my date gets here."
Coochie Bath by JennyF March 25, 2009
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coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.
“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

coochiegator 

a game that you play with a gatorade bottle, da bro’s, and some cooch. you slide the bottle across the table and who ever gets it the closest to the edge without it falling gets the cooch of their choice.
Brad: aye bro we boutta play some coochiegator
Chad: well i’m boutta take this dub and i’m gonna get the cooch of the hannah
coochiegator by masterwaster April 11, 2020

Coochielations 

One of the five great hidden verses in the bible,
This verse talks about rules for the coochie, or something like thag
If she says “I can’t take it” don’t pull out, keep going. Coochielations 6:28
Coochielations by Castlecrasher13 February 6, 2021

coochiematized 

A man is in loved with the coochie and can't leave you alone
Girl he won't leave me alone, he the coochie said it good and will not stop calling after I asked him to. I got him coochiematized!
coochiematized by MzMia September 5, 2018

coochiebandit 

normally a male that sleeps around with drunk women, and leaves the next morning before they wake.
"last night a coochiebandit was seen running from the scene wearing nothing but his boxers, theres no word on the identity of the man, just a drunken jizzed up lady" ......"back to you jim"
coochiebandit by coochiebandit June 12, 2008

CoochieBanana 

A yellow substance, often thick, lodged in a womens cooch. Sometimes old mens erectional juice.
O my god, I got slammed so hard last night by Mr. Mcgoo, now I have a coochiebanana!
CoochieBanana by amandanikki123 November 24, 2011