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couch face 

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
couch face by hotgochu February 3, 2019

Coach Face 

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".
Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".
Coach Face by Mexico!! March 10, 2010

Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.
man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced
Coach-Face by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

choch face 

A person whose face resembles a choch.

Chooch Face

Jackass, one whoa acts like a jerk
Oh My God, Johnathan stop being a Chooch Face
Chooch Face by Professer Fresh August 15, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022