cooch

To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

Friend 1: Remember when Tony and Bryan cooched for us during spring break?
Friend 2: Yea, that wasn't cool.

by A. Cooch April 12, 2010

cooch

The act of hanging around, chillin, relaxing, (chil-axin) etc.

We cooched in the park for a bit init.

by Jef. September 26, 2006

cooch

i) A modern synonym for the verb to cotch (relax).
ii) To cotch (i.e. relax) in the company of women.

Mate, I'm too tired to do any work, let's just cooch it.

by J O S H May 23, 2007

Cooching

The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.

She was out cooching aroung all night at that frat party.

by Roddulus September 4, 2007

Cooch

Another word for a female's vagina. Men seem to spend their lives wanting cooch.

Poonam hurried home to clean her dirty cooch so she wouldn't get a yeast infection.

by Llama Dunn May 9, 2009

Cooch

A socially acceptable term for vagina.

*During a YouTube live stream*
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!

by tomsawyer69 June 15, 2019

Cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

by The bairdinator July 28, 2010