Drop a conundrum

Slang for relieving your bowels of a large poo. Used in an environment where saying i gotta crap would be inappropriate.

Tom-"Man be right back"
Matt-"Where are you going?"
Tom-"Just gonna drop a conundrum"

by The spellmaster October 29, 2010

Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 8, 2020

Woot Conundrum

The time of night when you can't decide if it would be worth it to go to bed or to stay up to see the next day's woot.

Dude #1: Aren't you going to bed yet? It's late and you have a 8am final tomorrow.
Dude #2: Na, I'm waiting for the woot to change!
Dude #1: Gawd, not the dreaded woot conundrum.

by nm3210 April 12, 2011

Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 30, 2009

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist. See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

by Ampersandles August 15, 2008

Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 22, 2019

Eliansen Conundrum

When two people argue who has the best wit in the course and they are being over-polite to one another.

Guy one: you are smarter than me in this course
Guy two: no you are
Guy one: no you are...
The cycle continues until one side becomes exhausted and concede the victory to another.

Guy one: "Look, they are arguing over who is smarter in that course again."
Guy two: "ahh let them be, that's the Eliansen Conundrum and they will eventually figure it out."

by Communistnacl January 12, 2022