contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

contraption adaption by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

Shit Contraction by FoulMe January 4, 2012

constantina 

the most beautiful and wonderful greek girl you will ever meet. she has the best personality and is sweet heartwarming girl. she is so gorgeous that all men are attracted to her. has bangingg boddy and is a living and breathing greek goddess. she is overall the most beautiful and amazing girl in the whole enitre universe.

who's that sexaaayy thanng?

OH thats Constantina!

constantina by anonymous7456789 September 29, 2011

constantin 

the sweetest smartest sexiest guy on earth. more likely than not, is greek. if you've got a constantin, thank your lucky stars...let him know...and never let him go :)

also goes by constantinos, kostas, and dinos.

"oh my God, stop jumping around, woman...did you win the lottery?" :/
"no! i'm in love!" :D
"wow...you've fallen hard for that dude." :o
"i couldn't help it!... he's a constantin." :)

constantin by ~sparrow~ March 14, 2011

constantinos

Greek Orthodox Name for males.
Name mostly used in Greece and Cyprus

My name is Constantinos Christodoulou from Cyprus

constantinos by Constantinos Christodoulou January 14, 2008

Constantino 

He is a king in sports. He also is Greek. Most of the time he plays on his video games and likes girls and hanges out with them, he is a King in his religion and is very tough and strong.

Dang, I wish I had the name Constantino

Constantino by Have-123 March 26, 2019

Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole

Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!

Constantinople Reach around by exotiic November 21, 2016