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1. consultish
A gibberish language spoken by management consultants
Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.

Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?

Consultant: Consultish
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