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constibation

a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!
I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard
by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009
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constibating

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.
Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.
by Rapaca November 16, 2014
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