constibation

a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!

I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard

by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009

constibating

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

by Rapaca November 16, 2014