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constarea 

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body
wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.
constarea by cahrin September 16, 2007
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God she is the most beautiful person with a marvelous soul. But her best attributes is that she’s selfless and loyal. She might come out as the quite bunch at first glance but you have been very mistaken. If she’s with the right people she can make you laugh for days. She’s basically a hidden goddess in earth( extremely good dancer too).You'd be lucky if you catch a girl like this as your girlfriend because she’s a keeper( amazing sex too very kinky)
Boy: Yo come hang out with us Constanza.
Constanza by Starlight67 March 18, 2020
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Handsome, funny, kind and never gets mad. Can help you in any situation and is a very good girlfriend. Very good at sports and very intelligent.
I’m in love with Constanza, she is so hot!
Constanza by Green Turkey October 21, 2019
The essence of a beautiful spirit. When she walks into the room you can tell that something is extremely wonderful about her. Very sweet. Very passionate.
When i look into the sunset, I have a feeling of Constanza
Constanza by SillyBillyCool September 29, 2011

Constança 

A Constança is generally an outgoing girl, she gets along better with boys than girls and although some call her One Of The Guys, they all secretly want to date her.

Constança is someone trustworthy and who can defend herself if needed. She's the definition of a Bad-ass.

She is also known for dominating the Jedi arts. Constança is the only girl who can feel the force and it's said she has Skywalker blood.
Example A:
Person 1: "WOW! That girl just kicked Jake's ass! "
Person 2: "Yup, that's Constança."

Example B:
Person 1: "WHAT?! How did that girl do that? She literally moved the glass with her eyes!"
Person 2: "It's regular, we're talking about a Constança."
Constança by iammarian June 9, 2018

constapetic 

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.
Damn you're so constapetic.
constapetic by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

Constănțeanca

The action of taking a kfc bucket, filling it with cola from a juice dispenser, and taking turns drinking from it
Hey, wanna do a Constănțeanca tonight?
Constănțeanca by Say_Gex July 24, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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