constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Confabulator 

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator

He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied

Confabulator by Mikey308 January 17, 2020

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

constabator by bautry April 14, 2005

Confabulator 

Confabulator in Chief - “They stole the election from us!” “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent!” “Another reason I’m going to win another four years.....Media will tank if I’m not there!” “I was a great student and all this stuff!”

The Confabulator in Chief still believes the election was rigged by the Democrats and the unfair media and is pressuring the VP to declare the election null and void, allowing him to remains as president.

Confabulator by Sparrow3502 January 6, 2021

cuntstabulator 

A person or machine whose sole task is to cunt stab . One does this supposedly for a living. Typically used as an insult.

Sir Sean the megalodon Chelsea OG from the dirty roller squadron the whore mongering whore master himself the vag agitator honorable lord cuntstabulator.

James: I got you a gift sweetie.
Knurtelia: Oh ,It's one of those cuntstabulators I saw in the mall last week. They seem so handy. Thank you honey! I'm gonna have so much fun!

cuntstabulator by Whore mongering cuntstabulator February 16, 2017