Cornstabating 

When a Pooley shoves a massive corn up his asshole and gains terminal constipation from then on. The greatest way to masterbate

OMG Grace was dead from cornstabating too much

Cornstabating by Pooleywoolwywoo May 21, 2018

consterbating 

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

consterbating by John's mother April 2, 2007

constating 

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

constating by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

crystabating 

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down

"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"

crystabating by Yard Panther February 13, 2019

Constaplating 

When you are in deep thought but don’t know what to do so u take a shit and can’t

I don’t know what to do so ima take a shit but I can’t I’m so I’m Constaplating

Constaplating by yoooooimdaboss May 10, 2021

Consturbating 

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

Consturbating by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022