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iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.
(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚
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conspiracist 

Someone who always has conspiracy theories with each and every situation.
Even though he has done his own research and has concluded that the official account of events is either lacking or inaccurate, he is still a conspiracist because he does not believe what the main stream media proclaims to be the truth.
conspiracist by Mal178 January 29, 2017

Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies 

A failing attempt on Yahoo Answers to try to get people to conform to organized religions, the Government, Corporations and cultural norms. They intend to try to turn us into robots by using rewards and punishments for obedience and disobedience. Unfortunately its been a real fail considering people are leaving, and others who get suspended dont come back.

1. Usually the best answer voted if you dont choose one is the most offensive answer criticizing you for not being enough of a conformist.

2. Questions and answers are deleted if they dont really align with the opinions of the sponsored Organized religion, social norms, Political philosophy or Corporate philosophies.

3. Questions are deleted if they criticize any organized religion, culture, government, or economic system.

4. Pro-hierarchy answers are always given thumbs up, no matter how rude they are, while anti-hierarchy answers are given thumbs down no matter how truthful.

5. The only people left on YA are all pro-hierarchy rightwings.
Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies have made it impossible for individuals to be themselves. Thats why every time you hang out in R&S, you are gonna be attacked for not following some official RW theology.

Cork Board Conspiracist 

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

Conspirirising 

Guy 1: Damn that Bitch i gotta get her back.
Guy 2: What Like?
Guy 1 : Finish Conspirirising.
Conspirirising by WILL I AM!!!" September 30, 2008

Conspiracise 

Verb:
The act of coming up with a conspiracy theory.
I could sit and conspiracise for hours about any current event.
Conspiracise by C_Jackson April 18, 2019

conspiricist 

John could be a conspiricist he don't believe in the moon landings but what if he's right