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invisible conversationalism 

when you are talking to someone who is behind you while walking and they stop, turn a corner, turn around, start talking to someone else, etc. without your knowing. you keep on walking and talking to them even though they aren't there, resulting in stares and strange looks.
I walked down the hallway of my school one monday telling my friend how my weekend was when she turned into the library without my knowing; I was still talking. I was at the end of the hallway when I realized she wasn't there, it was then that I figured out why everyone was giving me funny looks. -Invisible Conversationalism-
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conservationalist 

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.
Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."
conservationalist by Crackoline March 12, 2015

delayed conversationalism 

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.
That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.

multi-conversationalism 

having multiple small conversations simultaneously within the same sentence or message.
example of multi-conversationalism question and answer~

friend 1: "How was your day, what's on your mind, do you like italian food?"

friend 2: "Same old boring, nothing much, I prefer chinese."

conservationalisties

A person or group of people that take energy conservation to such an extreme that they daydream of 'super-green' living. These people can generally be spotted in a crowd by their natural hemp fiber headbands and recycled everything-else made clothing. Driven by their desire to improve their 'conservality' they spend their time daydreaming about positive energy machines and energy efficient tea cabinets.
"The only thing worse than those damned hippies are the conservationalisties. They're like hippies on steroids."
conservationalisties by Bakernomics. December 20, 2008

conversationalism 

i suck at conversationalism
conversationalism by MTƎ July 10, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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