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Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

Consentacles 

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles
Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.

molar concentration 

Something you learn in chemistry which my cousin calls hell

consensual predator 

A sexual predator who uses dating sites and social media to find, meet, hook up with willing participants. Though it may appear consensual, these predators are able to hide or justify their actions with the “mutual consent” position of the act.
Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.
consensual predator by Glamrockster December 14, 2020