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constants and variables 

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.
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Consultants of Swing 

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.
The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.

ConstantSmile 

Constantsmile is an American Youtuber and primarily known to post videos about Minecraft. He is known to be with Rifks mainly, and he goes to school with Rifks according to Rifks and Constantsmile.
Constantsmile has a Constant Smile
ConstantSmile by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021

Consonants 

b big /bɪɡ/
d dig /dɪɡ/

jet /dʒɛt/
ð then /ðɛn/
f fig /fɪɡ/
ɡ get /ɡɛt/
h how /haʊ/
j yes /jɛs/
k kit /kɪt/
l leg /lɛɡ/
m main /meɪn/
n net /nɛt/
ŋ thing /θɪŋ/
p pit /pɪt/
r rain /reɪn/
s sit /sɪt/
ʃ ship /ʃɪp/
t tame /teɪm/
chip /tʃɪp/
θ thin /θɪn/
v vet /vɛt/
w win /wɪn/
z zip /zɪp/
ʒ vision /ˈvɪʒ(ə)n/
x (Scottish) loch /lɒx/
ɬ (Welsh) penillion /pɛˈnɪɬɪən/
Consonants
Consonants by _The Secret_ October 26, 2019

consultants 

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
consultants by just a dude May 25, 2012

Placement Consultants 

A Placement consultant is a person or service provider that helps professional people to find job in their desired field by introducing them to potential employers or client company.
Clients were not ready to pay for placement consultants service fees.

constants 

That bitch is such a constants
constants by Dankest Definor May 20, 2018