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n. Caucasian man that dates asian women. John: I hear Bob is getting a mail-order bride...
Steve: Yeah man, that guy's a total conquistador. |
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Someone whos sexually conquered all 3 major holes in the female anatomy. Chaznard is a Conquistador
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Someone who has many conquests sexually. Someone who has an excessive amount of sexual partners without emotion. Conquistador #1: man, i hooked up with 3 differnt girls this week!
Conquistador #2: no way!.... i only got 2! |
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n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful) Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are the conquistador - stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez. |
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When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair. Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador. Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today. |
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What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time. Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada |
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Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent. Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.
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