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Confido refers to two things, (i)one physical and (ii) one psychological. Although different, the two concepts closely intertwine.

i) The Confido is a legendary tattoo made famous by a young man from the city of Trondheim in Norway. Unique in style, placement and artwork, the Confido works as a sexual magnet on both male and female admirers. What the word confido really means is quite a mystery, with explanations depending on the alchohol level of the Confido bearer.

ii) Various interpretations of the Confido tattoo have lead to similar conclutions. Confido probably has something to do with self esteem, and/or trust in oneself. This means that a man with high belief in his own abilities has a high confido. A man with low self esteem and who is full of self-pity posseses no confido at all.
1) Confido-guy: "Man, I had to cover up the Confido at Bunnpris today.. The female cusomers just wouldn't stop looking at it!"

2) Confido-guy: "Shit! Guess what!? Today, at Bunnpris of course, I was approached by two hot blonde twins begging to lick my Confido. Due to my high level of confido I let them do it!"

3) Co-worker at BP Buran: "My life sucks! I haven't had any pussy for years, noone wants to sell me pot, I have no friends, and i even suck big-time at playing Counter Strike!"
Confido-guy: "Hey, dude, you REALLY need to boost your confido. Have you thought about getting a tattoo?"
confido by Tore Topplokk November 1, 2009
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Confidon't 

A confidon't is the name you give to that friend of yours who just can not keep a secret. They can't help themselves. They will tell at least one person.

The opposite of a confidant.
Someone you can't completely trust with a secret.
Someone who will tell your private business to others, either on purpose or by accident.
He is a confiDON'T, my friend. Don't trust him with anything you don't want to see on Facebook! Damn, he will tell everyone!

She promised she wouldn't tell anyone, but she got hella messed up and told like ten people...confidon't! Never again. Do not tell her anything.
Confidon't by bojyra April 22, 2012
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connfident 

Connfident is washed he got carried by trick The GOD aimer
Hey connfident is washed
connfident by VertBGD May 3, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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