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Connasse 

Noun, means "cunt". French.

1) Offensive term for a woman (or man, used by and to gay men).

2) Affective term to a friend (woman and gay men only), due to envy.

1) "T'es une sale connasse." "Arrête de faire ta connasse."

2) "Oh putain connasse t'as trop de chance!" "Ca va connasse?"
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To put together or build quickly, shabbily
The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay
conjaster by mongofa July 20, 2010
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conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.


There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.
conaster by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.
Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.
Contaterbob by ScootetCat August 6, 2016

connacher 

if someone has this second name they are probably called fraser, have at least one cat, fraser i'm watching you
euan mckenna: hello fraser connacher
fraser connacher: get out of my walls istg
connacher by euan mckenna May 8, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026