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What you call yout desktop or laptop when it is seriously fucking up.Usually used by someone in a furious state.The furious state of mind causes the computer user to verbally mispronounce and mistakingly type the word "computer" incorrectly.Typing in this condition will often cause the user to insert an extra "n" in "computer" due to it's proximity on the keyboard.Also used as a derogatory term for the computer.
"Yesterday my computer crashed,but now it's working again.But pages are loading so SLOW! AAaarrggghh!
What is wrong with this freaking conmputer??!!!"

"Instead of grabbing some drinks with my BFFs after class,I stayed in and wasted several hours of my life on the conmputer!"
by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009
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