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Converge 

A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.
Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick.
Converge by Danagon October 26, 2004

to converge planes 

a nerdy way of saying having sex in the missionary position

inspired by geometry...nerd-ass sex
D was creepin on S in his office, put on some Marvin Gaye, and suggested "to converge planes" later on at his place.

Convergence 

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.
Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

convergence 

when people all meet in one place for something
the hippies converged on san francisco
convergence by narin June 4, 2004

Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
Convergeys by Foug January 13, 2005

Convergence 

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart
When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.
Convergence by ps8110bill March 28, 2009