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only LEGEND can describe this outstandingly awesome name!
He's such a great guy....almost a Conkey...BOOM!
by richardfred March 03, 2013
A derogatory term for a Caucasian person and more specifically, an extremely pale, awkward, and assertively uncool white male whose typical dress consists of various Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts, short shorts, and white athletic shoes with tube socks. Can be used as a term of endearment between Caucasian males.
"Look at that conkey motherfucker putting ketchup on his sushi."

The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.
by onefaka December 13, 2010
Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.
Used as an add-in to a Sugar Ray hit: "I....just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)........ Put your conkey on me, baby....Put your conkey on me, baby...."

For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"
by The Dixon October 05, 2006
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