Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).

"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."

Cohencidence by strangebrewn October 28, 2018

cousincidence 

A coincidence between cousins.

Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.

cousincidence by CousinDan August 25, 2010

coincidate 

Something that coincidentally coencides with something else.

E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32

"I am in some sort of fugue state that just so hhhhHAPPENS... to coincidate with the actual world." -Markiplier Outlast 2.

coincidate by CareBear67 May 23, 2018

Coinsider 

Consider will become coinsider

Definition: Comteplate a decision by flipping a coin.

Can we order Chinese takeout for dinner tonight?

Sure, let me coinsider it.

Coinsider by Pavel the Scrum Lord April 24, 2020

korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.

Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.

korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008

Coprincidence 

A coincidence involving Prince.

What a coprincidence, we both wore the same Purple Rain Halloween costume!

My Prince-related posts never get published. Coprincidence or conspiracy?

9 times out of 10, what seems like a coprincidence in actually a blessing from Prince.

Coprincidence by Ska_Woman April 21, 2019

coincidink

a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

You love trail mix too? What a coincidink

coincidink by trailmix2011 September 9, 2010