Jimmy is very confusionable
by confusionable March 7, 2021
When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.
*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims
Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
by FryradDarad January 14, 2020
by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022
Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
by munkieflu March 6, 2014
When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)
(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:
-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John
-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce
* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John
-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce
* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
by Someone who kinda exists September 19, 2021
When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019