confusedcius 

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

confusedcius by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012

Confuscius 

A Chinese man that believed people were good

I agree with Confuscius

Confuscius by Psycho Twins June 14, 2016

confusedicus 

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

confusedicus by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017