conflatulence 

The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.

Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."

conflatulence by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011

conflatulations 

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

conflatulations by jrky March 4, 2009

conflacted 

Anything you want it to be

Dude, Im so conflacted

conflacted by ColPowell November 20, 2013

Conflictedl

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Conflictedl's is such a cutie

Conflictedl by SupremeIOI July 24, 2021

conflatologist 

A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.

The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.

conflatologist by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.

The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.

conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

confusted 

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

confusted by confustedemployee July 20, 2011